Did you know that the PM of the Ukraine is a superfox? Park steampunk, part Princess Leia, all woman. I love you, Yulia and I think you should leave the cold, heartless halls of Ukrainian power and wealth to live with me in a crappy apartment in Brasil. Or we could sail around the world together, making sweet love before you decide to eat me or have me killed.

Oliver installed e muito boa iPhone app for movable type and I’m doing a little test run on it here. Here’s a rundown of the last few days:
Wednesday: the fucking brasilians. You invite 4 people and 14 show up. Anderson (from the previous picture), Carol (also in the picture), Steve and Leco (Steve’s brother in-law) planned to go to a bar (Via Christina) in a barrio (neighborhood) called Santa Antonio to watch the Brasil vs Ecuador game (Brasil 2-1!). Who shows up? Paulina (smoking hot doctor/Cousin of Steve) with …

I have a crush on Amy Boone. Amy is in the Damnations and is more famous than me and more attractive and more talented. Maybe that’s why I have a crush on her. I was talking to a friend of hers about my crush and he said, “I’ve had a crush on Amy for 10 years and I’ve even been drunk enough to tell her a few times. She is everything you could ever want in a woman. So enigmatic, charming, creative. If I had a million dollars and you …