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Pants on fire.

Best line: “Kucinich drops out, Aragon gets pissed.”

Mango. This guy’s gonna be our president. Our president.

And how cute is this picture.

Watch the video and get teary-eyed-true-beleivery if you want.

Or, Why Spain is awesome.

Obama fucking slammed Hillary Clinton responding to her claims this weekend that she was a hunter. I love it when he gets snarky like this.

“She’s running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the Second Amendment, she’s talking like she’s Annie Oakley! Hillary Clinton’s out there like she’s on the duck blind every Sunday, she’s packin’ a six shooter! C’mon! She knows better. That’s some politics being played by Hillary Clinton. I want to see that picture of her out there in the duck blinds.”

Here’s the video.

Update: By the way, I don’t care if he’s a snob. I’m glad for it. I’m a snob. And I don’t want someone to be President of the United States who thinks they’re just normal folk. Come on. They should be the smartest person in the room. And if they’re not, they should be able to hold their own with the smartest person in the room. We’ve had 8 years of a president who’s just a guy. Fuck that. Intimidate me with your brilliance, my self esteem can take it.