Jun 2, 20083
An Ode To Our Philandering Mayor
As seen on the sidewalk around the corner from Oliver’s house. For those of you who are confused there’s the philandering and the Springfield.
Nov 29, 20050
For Austin Eyes Only
I’m going to the burrito truck for a tasty burrito from a truck. Girls are a pain, sex is fun but overrated and I have good housemates. I would date a christian girl if she were extraordinary but I don’t think I would date a girl in AA.
I said to my housemate, Ann, this morning, “I know you’re not an elitist, Ann, but I am (an elitist) and I’m telling you - You are the elite.”
I pass this onto you. You know who you are.
Jun 7, 20050
Sex
A great quote from my good friend, Steve Blanton:
“What are you? A Democrat? Oral sex is sex.”
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