“Be careful, Jay, because they’re going to want to make out with you and then they’re going to fall in love with you.” — Luciana
More later, I promise. With pictures.

I went on a date on Wednesday with the girl from the wedding. I spent the bulk of the day alternating between trying to think of ways I could get out of it and reassuring myself that it’s the right thing to do: good for me, good for my portuguese and good for the universe. I didn’t want to bail because she wasn’t hot. I didn’t want to bail because I didn’t think it would be fun. We had a crazy good time at the wedding. I wanted to bail …

From Matias:
She was interviewed by Trip a few years ago, and they asked about what color she thinks she is, her reply was something like “People want to tell me I’m white because I’m famous now, or they’ll say I’m a mulata or whatever. That’s ridiculous, I’m black. My father’s black, I have thick lips and a huge ass, I’m black.”

I don’t know what’s going to happen to me when I go back to the U.S. Sad times, indeed. Does anyone have any work for me down here. I want …