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Slate V Does the Democratic Primary in 8 Minutes.

Best line: “Kucinich drops out, Aragon gets pissed.”

Gimme A Pound

Mango. This guy’s gonna be our president. Our president.

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And how cute is this picture.

Watch the video and get teary-eyed-true-beleivery if you want.

Yulia Volodymyrivna Tymoshenko, I Love You

Did you know that the PM of the Ukraine is a superfox? Park steampunk, part Princess Leia, all woman. I love you, Yulia and I think you should leave the cold, heartless halls of Ukrainian power and wealth to live with me in a crappy apartment in Brasil. Or we could sail around the world together, making sweet love before you decide to eat me or have me killed.

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