Every single place in California that is not the coast or the mountains is Sacramento.  Fremont?  Sacramento.  Bakersfield?  Sacramento.  Riverside?  Sacramento.  I’ll give you Oakland and Berkeley but only just.
If I say you’re from Sacramento it’s because I think you’re lame.
See you in church.

I went to the clothes store this morning to get some clothes for my new job.  New job.  My new job.  I picked out a bunch of shirts (I have to wear black shirts at my new job.  Kind of a bummer but at least I can grow that Dan Haggerty beard back) and walked into the dressing room to try them on.  The dressing room with it’s big fucking mirror.  I’ve always thought that you look prettier if you don’t look in mirrors but here I was, shirtless, looking …

All you people who constantly ask for me music are now required to listen to this for one week at least 2 hours per day and make a list of all the things you love and then I’ll help you out.
The rest of you should just listen to it all the time.
Left as Rain