drunk, high, super-tall blonde brazilian girl to me last night, “Wow! I can’t believe I’m meeting you in real life. You only hear about guys like you in books or in the movies.”
I’m gonna ride that for a month.
J. Beaman is practically unemployed, living is brazil and loves the new Antony & the Johnsons record.
I like:
a. books
b. girls
c. rock and roll
d. being insensitive to religious folks
e. food and wine
f. restaurants
g. waitresses
I do not like:
a. religious people
b. reality TV
c. the Garden State Soundtrack
d. Vermont
e. astrology
f. vegans (and to a lesser extent vegetarians)
g. so many other things
That’s pretty much the most amazing compliment ever, no matter how tall the girl is…
We all knew that about you, but its good to hear that you public is learning it too!
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