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John McCain is a Fucking Asshole Part 2

McCain at the debate:

[Obama] voted for nearly a billion dollars in pork barrel earmark projects, including, by the way, $3 million for an overhead projector at a planetarium in Chicago, Illinois.

Um, really? An overhead projector? God, What a dick.

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Photo: Dave Bullock / eecue

Three million dollars of pure fucking awesomeness. And there’s one in Oakland. From Wired:

The projector, which has 60 motors and 130 projectors, can project an image of what the sky looked at any time during the past 10,000 years, or what it will look like during the next 10,000 years.

An innovation of the Model IX is its ability to project the sky from locations in space — previous projectors could only provide earth-bound views of the heavens.

The projector uses digital images acquired from space — and the help of two Windows NT computers — to provide these views. On its website, Zeiss said that it is especially proud of the Model IX’s projections of the Milky Way galaxy, which for the first time is “rendered by an in-focus optical image” instead of the “blurred silhouette projection” of old planetariums.

The Universarium’s projections of the Milky Way look so much like the real thing, Zeiss said, that “visitors might even use binoculars to discover more of it.”

Why did John McCain turn into such a douchenozzle?

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I must say this is a great article i enjoyed reading it keep the good work :)

  2. Since metric fucktons have become my new standard unit in which to measure, I would just like to say that I am not surprised McCain criticized Obama for spending money on a superpowered genius info-chine, because he clearly doesn’t understand what it does. The people who do probably have an average brainpower of 8.5 metric fucktons, while McCain’s brainpower has been estimated at 1 x 10^-1,000,000 metric fucktons [This is roughly enough to power a PlaySkool keyboard.]. And terrifyingly, a large part of the population of our country thinks he is qualified to decide our national agenda for things like, I don’t know, science and blowing people up.

  3. Cole

    J, thank you again for this blog. KNIQUII, “well put” is an understatement. A big thank you for introducing me to metric fucktons. HA!

  4. this post makes me want to go on a science field trip IMMEDIATELY.

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