J. Beaman - The Magazine

I think I might buy these glasses and have some sunglass lenses put in them. Any thoughts?

In bars here (mostly botecas) each person is often given their only little slip of paper with your name on it and every time you order a beer the waiter will just check it off. I love it. No fucking around at the end of the night trying figure out who fucking ordered what. At Social (I’ve written about their bathroom signs), they asked me my name, I said it, I spelled it and it looks like my Portuguese needs a ton more work.

More cute bathroom signs. At Baiana.

And a bonus, just for Josh. The Mineras. They are a gift from the Lord himself. Obrigado O Senhor

Update: This girl isn’t even a Minera. She’s just super-cute
Update2: She is also 20 going on 12 and maybe semi-retarded.  These things take a while to figure out in Portuguese.  I’m glad I had the goddamned sense to walk away from this one.  Walk away.