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New Crush

Sadie Stein is so cute I can’t even stand it. I’m moving to New York City.

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. filipe

    who’s the girl next to her? that’s what i want to know…

    and, yes, you should move (t)here.

  2. Yeah, I’m with filipe on both counts.

  3. aww, j. has a jezzie crush!

    welcome to the club, dude. i am totally in love with every single writer on that site. when moe left for gawker, i totally felt like i’d just gotten dumped.

  4. You can find 100 girls that look exactly like the girl next to sadie anywhere.

    But mostly you should move to LA. I have just the guest bedroom for you to move in to. I’d really be interested to see what you would do with LA.

  5. filipe

    well, we can find 1 million girls that look like her in NYC too, that doesn’t mean she’s not hot…

    also, no. not LA. no. fucking. way.

  6. I’d argue that you can find 100 frumpy hipsters that exactly like Sadie anywhere, as well. The girl next to her is cute as a button, and just because she enjoys things like combing her hair and not dressing up like a 90-year-old senile jewish grandmother she’s not automatically uninteresting.

    Maybe she grew up in Thailand and Azerbaijan because her dad was a diplomat and moved to Venezuela in her teens, speaks 6 languages fluently and knows Dublin like the back of her hand, but would still be totally nice to you and pretend to be interested in your lame stories or whatever.

    And oh sweet mother of god, not LA. Anything but LA.

  7. j

    Right. Thailand. Dublin? That girl doesn’t pretend to be interested in anything but your Oscar.

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