Simba Safari
26 August 2008
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Or, São Paulo treat #5.
It’s a drive through fucking zoo. It’s amazing. Ric had told us that his friends use Simba Safari as slang for people watching. I LOVE Simba Safari.
Now it gets exciting. We had to roll up our windows (we got a two inch crack…you know, for ventilation) to get into the monkey area. There was a clear notice that you were not to feed the monkeys. And you were not allowed to show the monkeys food. But….we had bananas in the car and one thing led to another and they attacked our car. It was incredible. There were 5 or 6 monkeys all over the car, reaching in for a banana. I love monkeys!
No rules against feeding the deer. And deer loves themselves a banana.
And I’ll leave you with this dude’s balls. Yoaza!
They had one of these in Texas when I was growing up. No monkeys, and that dude’s balls weren’t there, but the ostriches tried to kill me, and the giraffes were terrifying, too.
I mean, not as scary as fish, but still.
this is awesome!!
henri, they actually still have this in texas… i think it’s near san antonio. but yeah, there aren’t any monkeys. so it’s not as cool.
i agree about the ostriches… they totally freak me out with their stabby beaks!!
the password to your other post is neither poop nor jugs
Yeah, Jay, thanks for a bunch for the pictures of Tereza and I, my girlfriend LOVED them. World Class, dude, World Class.
The one in Texas bought a camel from my uncle. She was my favorite camel so I’d like to go to San Antonio and visit her.
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