This, in my infinitesimally limited experience, is the most annoying (but then, alternately, awesome) thing about Brazil:
Muita areia para o caminhãozinho
Too much sand for the little truck.
And more specifically:
Ela é muita areia para o caminhãozinho dele
She is too much sand for his little truck.
Explain:
This country (or maybe just BH) if full of beautiful, charming, brilliant women who waste their days with clunky, dopey, moderately attractive men. I am hopelessly unreliable when it comes to analyzing these women. I am smitten by the Mineras. I know this. I had my first …

Or, São Paulo treat #5.
It’s a drive through fucking zoo. It’s amazing. Ric had told us that his friends use Simba Safari as slang for people watching. I LOVE Simba Safari.

Now it gets exciting. We had to roll up our windows (we got a two inch crack…you know, for ventilation) to get into the monkey area. There was a clear notice that you were not to feed the monkeys. And you were not allowed to show the monkeys food. But….we had bananas in the car and one thing led to …

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