Minha Favorita Brasileira
Those of you who know me well know that I actually don’t go home with girls very often. I keep them at arms length, flirty and fun, but going home alone is one of the many keys to my happiness. I love waitresses this way. It’s their job to flirt and I happily indulge. I flirt with my friend Annie. Fuck, I flirt with Oliver and Josh and Henri. It’s harmless and awesome because all of them know that I don’t want to fuck them. And it’s always more fun that way. I also love this about little girls (you can get self righteous about it if you want but you would clearly misunderstand my meaning). They are fun and flirty and charming with no misunderstanding. I have a new best friend and her name is Victoria.
The line of the night: TiaRe (pronounced chia-hey - Tia meaning Aunt and Re short for Regina) shouts from the back room, “Jay! Jay! Victoria wants you to come watch her in the bath!” As much as I may love to hear that from a lover or some random Brasiliera and have a night of passion and lusty nonsense; I would take the simple giggles and games and Portuguese lessons from Victoria anytime.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
b levy
you’re one of the only grown men I would say this to, but you can flirt with essie any time you want. I wouldn’tt tell her about victoria, though
Jul 16th, 2008
j
Essie will always be my number 1.
Jul 17th, 2008
poshdeluxe
oh j, i’m so happy that you’ve already found a new best friend! victoria sounds like someone i would totally be BFFs with. i’m lucky that i have two year old naomi, the light of my life. last night we played “where’s naomi?” under a series of tables and chairs and i had a ball.
you are in brasil! finally!
Jul 17th, 2008
caitlin
oh j. you’re a big sweetie pie.
Jul 18th, 2008
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