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Boot Camp

A slightly confessional post. I just signed up for Boot Camp SF. Yep. I just paid some assholes nearly 400 bucks to run me around and make me miserable. But, bright side looking, I have lost 55lbs (technically i gained 8 since I quit smoking for a net loss of of 47, but I like the sound of 55 better), and have plateaued. It may be worth the 400 smackers to get that last 20lbs knocked out. And i’ll be stronger and healthier! Yay! For you younger ones, you’ll totally get this when you’re in your thirty’s. Trust me.

Oh, and it’ll totally get me ready for the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu that I’m going to rock down south. Then, if you make fun of me, I’ll kick your ass.

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  1. was there yelling?

  2. Katy

    “with the goal of gaining a dominant position and using joint-locks and chokeholds to force an opponent to submit”….. uumm… hell yeah?!!! i want to play!

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