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Giving James Frey a Second Chance

I fucking loved A Million Little Pieces. It was overwrought, bloated and hyper-sincere but it was also cool and dark and heartbreaking at times. Really, I just ate that shit up. There’s a great interview with him in Vanity Fair about the soap opera/reality TV show of his last few years. I’m totally buying his new book. I like liars. I like Norman Mailer. Check this:

Mailer stood and introduced himself: “So, you’re the guy that caused all these problems. I wish I’d known you at the time that the problems began. If you would have called me, I would have explained to you how to get through all this mess!” They sat down on the couch and talked about memoirs, a genre, Mailer said, that was by definition corrupt: “That’s why a writer writes his memoir, to tell a lie and create an ideal self. Everything I’ve ever written is memoir, you know, is an inflated vision of the ideal Platonic self.”

An inflated vision. I am an inflated vision. It makes me want to write a memoir and make a ton of shit up go on Oprah and be humiliated. And, on the subject of Oprah, she does not come across well in this piece. At least from Frey’s perspective, which is suspect, but it doesn’t surprise me that she can be kind of a bitch. And that she was angry, not because she felt betrayed personally, but because she felt like Frey damaged her brand. I’m inferring most of that. Making shit up. Nothing on this website is true. Nothing.His new book, Bright Shiny Morning, may be forgettable but I think Frey isn’t forgettable. And is worth reading. From the Vanity Fair Piece:

Bright Shiny Morning is a sprawling, ambitious novel about Los Angeles, written with all the broad-stroke energy that was so irresistible to readers in A Million Little Pieces. By turns satirical, tense, and surprisingly touching, it is a portrait of a city onto which so many millions have projected so many dreams.

Brooklyn Botanic Garden

I know I haven’t been actually posting anything proper, original content but Katy’s been in town and whatnot. I have a few things in the works. In the meantime, here’s a shiny video of the cherry trees blossoming at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden.




Jack Thompson is an Asshole

He then compares the game to, of all things, polio. “Grand Theft Auto IV is the gravest assault upon children in this country since polio. We now have vaccines for that virus… The ‘vaccine’ that must be administered by the United States government to deal with this virtual virus of violence and sexual depravity is criminal prosecutions of those who have conspired to do this. If you doubt me, look at the aforementioned streaming audio/video. It will make you sick.”This is where the story takes a turn, because Jack Thompson provides a link to a video, put together by the gaming news site IGN, called “Ladies of Liberty City.” Be careful clicking on that link; there is absolutely nothing there that is safe for work.

GTA IV sex video gives Thompson, other critics fresh ammo

Polio. Really? If only polio was as fun as GTA IV. By the way, I grabbed a copy. Katy, Mark and I got pretty drunk at Mission Bar last night (Mission Bar is right next door to the Gamespot) waiting for the line to go down, played for about an hour and then passed out.

Here’s the video:

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