And now I’m rolling around with someone at work, who I really really like, and all the girls at work read the blog and other girls I went out on dates with read the blog (some that I really like but not really really like) and
Oh, it’s gonna get dark.
Sage advice from my best ex-girlfriend and best current superhero, super-beauty, super-underemployed girlyfriend:
And you should not write about the girls you date on your blog, that is if you’re going to tell them to read your blog. Girls are at the …

So I went out (made out) with a girl last night in Oakland. In the back row of the balcony of a movie theater. She lives in Walnut Creek which is weird and unfortunate but also good because that’s what I’ll call her. Walnut Creek. It’s a good name for a girl.
Dan called one of his ex-girlfriends ‘the lying whore’ because she claimed she had been tested for the bug and hadn’t. Matt is also into naming women. Croxanne the Asian Sensation, The Bisexual Bobcat, La Diabla, Boobs. For me …