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Behind Closed Doors

One of the hooker websites (and, no, I won’t tell you what it is) almost entirely relies on forum-style posts from users (hookers and johns). There are announcements from providers (this is a word they use and I respect it, but it does seem awkward)–typically specials and hours of availability. And then there are the reviews by the johns.

They are, make no mistake, hooker reviews. They talk about what the girls look like, often with specific measurements, and the cost associated but deftly avoid any talk of actual illegal activity although it is glaringly obvious. In order to find out specific information about the actual (illegal) activities pursued and other dirty details you need to have BCD access. Behind Closed Doors.

In order to get BCD access you need to post reviews on the site with BCD content. I’m not sure how it works beyond that–as in how many reviews you have to write or how specific you have to be–but I imagine you must be very specific. You give the dirty details and then you get some dirty details. An appealing barter community.

The reason I bring this up is because L. (finally! jeez!) gave me a blow job yesterday and I have been reticent to post anything about it on here. I’m embarrassed and I don’t know why.

“They don’t want to hear about my blow jobs,” I say to myself.

I don’t know why dry-humping is ok but blow jobs aren’t. But, man, I do wish that I could grant people BCD access so I could control who gets the juicy bits.

But I can’t.

Apparently Jewish girls (and, what the hell, Jewish guys) are famous for their blow jobs. Of course I did hear this from a Jewish girl who eventually gave me a blow job so the information may be suspect but, in my limited experience, it is true. Really true.

A letter from L.

“Change the score damn it!”

O.K.

L. - 12
J. - 1

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